2010
1. ANOTHER SERIAL KILLER ?
Most people have seen the series, so I won't expand on the plot, just briefly remind readers that it is about a serial killer who kills other serial killers, because he has been trained to do that by his adoptive father, who wanted to make him kill the bad guys the law could not reach. And committed suicide when he saw the first kill of his adopted son. People really don't know what they want, do they ?
2. A MATTER OF IDENTITY
Dexter is so compelling to watch because the main protagonist doesn't remember anything about his childhood when the series begin. He is at odds with the world in general and with himself in particular. So he has assumed a perfectly common, rather boring identity, so that no one, even his own half-sister, would try to see anything more than a lab rat in him.
Viewers can really easily dentify in Dexter, because secretly all of them think they have a hidden and more glorious personality. It is just the Clark Kent syndrome that has worked so well since Superman came into papery existence fifty years or so ago.
3. A MATTER OF RIGHT AND WRONG
The true originality in Dexter is that there is a constant questioning of what can be termed right and wrong according to the circumstances. There is a set of moral values in Dexter, for sure, but as he says himself in the first episode of season 3, it has to evolve, to be changed, like life, or for that matter death itself does.
There is no real psychology there, because it is a tv drama and it would be too boring to see the hero being just the heartless bastard he could be. Serial killers are trapped in very distinctive patterns and in rituals that define what they are. They exist and get their kicks by repeating them all over again. Dexter's are evolving so he is not a true serial killer.
So what is he ?
4. ESCAPISM AT ITS VERY BEST
I think Dexter is the modern-day escapist hero. He always gets away with murder, even if the situation seems inextricable.
Dexter is the Houdini of serial-killers.
2010
1. BETTER THAN TWILIGHT ?
I think no film or book or tv series can seriously be worse than Twilight, because it is a real piece of shit. So how does it go for True Blood ?
Well, I was afraid when I saw the writer's face on her website, because I took the time to check on her. I thought she was a hot chick-lit writer, like the ones supposed to write for women's fashion magazines, you know, high heels and slit skirts and lace and all that crap. Whereas the articles are probably written by middle-aged fuckers drinking bourbon and scratching their dirty asses and sniffing their fingers consequently.
So the True Blood novels writer looked like hell.
2. WHY IS THIS WOMAN SO FUCK UGLY ?
Perhaps it is because she is a middle-aged American woman. Cause they all look fuck ugly. Perhaps is it because she is from Dixie, where women this age might look even worse.
Perhaps is it because she is a Christian. Probably for all these reasons.
3. ARE VAMPIRES ANY GOOD IN TRUE BLOOD ?
They are really useless, actually, which does not come as a surprise when you have seen the True Blood writer's face.
One which is a total moron because he is in love with the Sookie bimbo is Bill Compton. This guy should not deserve being a vampire, cause he sucks too much, yeah, too much arse. He can't be a real bloodsucker because he thinks he still has feelings, whereas true vampires HAVE NOT.
So the vampires of True Blood are not up to what real bloodsuckers should be, meaning real bastards. There should be no compromise between them and humans.
4. ARE MORONS ANY GOOD IN TRUE BLOOD ?
DEFINITELY YES !
And in fact, that is the reason why True Blood is not a total disaster in the end. Because morons of all kinds are the real heroes of this tv show. Look at Jason Stackhouse, for instance. He is so stupid he thinks he should become a cop to protect the other morons of his dead-end asshole town.
There are also the bar waitresses and the clients who are really worth it. Perfect examples of trailer-trash sub-humanity, they really show what is America like today. Bunch of stupid fuckers who have never been out of their dirty shitholes and who think all that happens to them are because of Blacks, Neighbours, or even Aliens !
Seriously, what kind of fucked-up aliens would kidnap and brainwash these morons ?
2010
YOU ARE SOMEONE'S SON OR DAUGHTER, RIGHT ?
So why is it that there are only Father's and Mother's Days ?
Is it just because no son or daughter is good enough to be their parents' offspring ?
Or is it that nobody has ever thought of it, until now ?
I know I ask myself too many questions, but that's the way I am and I like myself very much. More than you like me, anyway.
YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY SPECIAL DAY TO BE A MOTHER OR A FATHER, DO YOU ?
NO, YOU DON'T. YOU JUST NEED A PENIS OR A WORKING VAGINA.
So how that makes you better than your son or your daughter ?
It does, because your ancestors had done it generation after generation until it comes down to you. And you don't want to look stupid and then you make children just for the sake of being given gifts for Mother's or Father's Day. Pathetic.
I HEREBY PROCLAIM A SON'S DAY !
Yeah, no Daughter's Day.
Why ? Because the bitches always get a way of getting at surrounding males money, including members of their own family, that's why.
Also because I am a male member of the species and that I thought about that crap BEFORE any bitch even had the faintest clue about such an injustice, bitches being so fuckin' stupid anyway, and caring about nothing except getting assfucked and bukkaked, generally.
Especially the ones living in your neighborhood, and you know it, bastards !
ALL GIFTS ARE WELCOMED, ESPECIALLY FERRARIS, MONEY, FAME FOR ONE DAY AND BITCHES FOREVER !
I hope many MILFS (Moms I'd Like to Fuck) will get on their knees to pay a tribute to my sonness next year. And for those reading this, don't forget to do it wearing nothing than flimsy nightskirts and thongs.
I am relieved not to get anything from my own father, anyway, cause he died a long time ago and doesn't probably rest in peace.
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2010
THEY LOOK LIKE SHIT !
It is true that many people look like shit also. But Mullets look like a special kind of shit even your dog would not like to sniff if he ever happened to come within three hundred meters range from it. It would just puke on the spot or make that silly whining sound that dogs do when they are really sad at something thay can't help. Like having masters who are wearing a mulet-style hairstyle.
EVEN DOGS AND TOADS CAN'T STAND MULLETS !
Yeah, they don't.
Not because they are intelligent, toads being pretty much as devoid of cleverness as your regular acne-ridden piece of shit adolescent neighbour' s son. Just because they are AFRAID !
Yessir. Afraid of Mullets, because these creatures, meaning Mullets, don't seem to belong to any known species. And this is fuckin' FRIGHTENING !
WHAT ABOUT THEIR SEX LIFE ?
THIS REMAINS A BIG MYSTERY. Like the fuckin' way to exit the Great Pyramid somewhere in the the Egyptian desertified wastelands. How can Male Mullets find human females so stupid or drunk enough to let themselves inseminate by these derelict pieces of counterfeit humans ? They must have some kind of special powers to hypnotize low-life sluts and keep their species from disappearing.
Or they are fuckin, rich, which I doubt.
EVERYONE SEEMS TO KNOW ONE MULLET !
I am sure even you do. Can you believe how many Mullets that make ? Unbelievable !
It means that they will still be alive and kicking when you are dead ! With their stupid long hair at the back of their empty head, and that characteristic moronic smile on their fuckin' asshole faces ! Mullets used to make me laugh, and I am sure it used to trigger the same reaction from you. But imagine your daughter comes back with a particularly hardcore specimen ! You can hear your neighbours' bursts of laughter from right where you are sitting now, I believe.
Because Mullets have a way of inserting themselves in every vacant niche of the world ecosystem or whatever.
Even your son can become one.
I'm fed up of updating this shit, go directly to:
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PEOPLE PAGE, MY MAN ! BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY WITH THIS COOL SHIT ABOUT INTERESTING DUDES !
PETS PAGE, HANDSOME ! EVEN YOUR TAX GATHERER LOVES THEM !
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