I HAVE ALWAYS HATED TARANTINO

Why ?
Because the guy has a fuckin' big mouth and thinks about himself as the best director of his generation. Which he isn't. There is no best director in Tarantino's generation because all these guys more or less DO IS LOOTING the numerous decades of films that have preceded them.

HE IS FUCKIN' BORING, MOST OF THE TIME

Take any of his previous movies. WTF do we care about a silly bitch who gets raped in hospital and wants to get revenge ? Kill Bill did not impress me at all. It did not entertain me. It did not even make me smile. All I felt was BOREDOM, BOREDOM, BOREDOM. What do we care about references that we have seen in millions of movies before ? What is the use of recycling them all over again ? Does he want to make a point and say, now try to find which film  I quoted by shooting this film ? Doesn't he realize that bobody FUCKIN' cares ?

HE NEVER CREATED FUCKIN' ANYTHING !

His brain is like the big recycling bins that we see at each street corner. People put empty useless containers in them after having dried them of their contents.  His cinema is just like that : no content AT ALL, just empty recycled scenes, empty shells that he remembers having seen as a pimply teenager and pretends to add some merit of his own to them. But he can't. Because he has no more talent than these shit Hip-Hop so-called artists who steal other musicians' music and put their trash words and stupid misconceptionson it  as they try to impress. Tarantino is just a fuckin' so-called film director. He does to cinema what hip-hop basterds do to music.

TALKING ABOUT BASTERDS...

YEAH, YOU GOT ME : TARANTINO TALKS ABOUT HIMSELF WITH THIS TITLE.
Anyway, has he ever done anything else ?

Brad Pitt made me laugh in this movie. He has a way of saying "Buon Giorno" and "Grazie", which nearly made me piss my pants.

Otherwise, the film is a fraud, like all Tarantino's.

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Zombieland : as funny as Shaun of the Dead ?
Percy Jackson : Harry Potter with a HOT girlfriend ?
Ninja Assassin : Buckets of blood !
Prince of Darkness : Satan shit and horny students !
300, the movie : Lots of Gay Chippendales !
The Watchmen : Nice fights but not enough sex !
Donnie Darko : whoever pretends to understand that film is a fuckin' liar !
The Descent : six silly bitches got what they deserved
Starship Troopers : Bugs that Suck your Brains !
Dead Snow : Nazi Pirates of the Scandinavian Mountains ?
Titanic, let it sink, please !
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28 weeks after : zombie from The Full Monty !
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