I didn't play it, so what ?

Have you always played the games that you like to bash or say you love ?
Don't be such a liar, willya ? There are fuckin' plenty lots of games you have only READ about but TALK about as if you had finished playing them through and through.
Don't talk back, fuckin' liar, your nose will grow, not your dick, otherwise you would have a 18-inch diameter/ 98-inch long one, at least.
Don't answer back !

At least I am honest, unlike you, fuckers

I would not mind trying Brütal Legend, because there is supposed to be lots of heavy metal songs inside the game. Problem is, I don't have the money to buy it, but if one of you fuckers want to send it to me I will gratefully accept. Second, the hero is no one else than Jack Black, and I hate him because he is fat, not funny, ugly and has probably a tiny dick. Third, there is one or several songs by Judas Priest, and I also happen to hate Rob Halford's voice, which makes me think of that of a hamster raped by a gorilla.

The graphics seem to be good, at least better-looking than Jack Black !

This game I will probably never play looks rather good on the trailers I have seen. I can't fuckin' make sense of whatever stupid quest you have to accomplish to bring back something from a probably fucked-up kingdom somewhere into our modern world, as if it needed yet another pile of shit nobody would use or understand anyway. Because in these kind of games it is like that : you go somewhere you should not go to bring someting you didn't need in the first place, just because you are fuckin' bored all the time and it is better to be bored decoratively.

Perhaps there are some maidens-in-distress to rape somewhere !

What is good in new games is that people and especially big-titted sluts with enormous asses and nothing to cover them are more and more lifelike. Because even if I like Space Invaders, as I said before, you cannot really dream of raping any of the nasty-looking aliens, can you ? You don't even know if there are FEMALE Space Invaderesses you could stuck your fleshy laser beam into ! So, that sucks.

I like this title : Brütal Legend !

I tellya something : I really think they wanted to pay a tribute to Motörhead when they thought this title up. Yeah, because of the Ü, just like on the MotÖrhead.

And that will be all for tonight, because I am tired.

Don't miss my other totally awesome posts about video games :

Facebreaker, game for morons !
Mario Kart, beware of plumbers !
Space Invaders Extreme !

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