As you know, the Internet is full of shit

But sometimes, very rarely, you can find really funny shit. Now look at this guy. Doesn't he look totally stupid ?
He fuckin' does.

The caption says he was busted while having his hair styled. How long does it get to have your hair done this way anyway ? He had probably already spent three fuckin' hours on the hairdresser's stool, because he thought it would make him less ugly, maybe.

Hard luck. It would only have made him look worse. So, in a a way, the police saved him from being even more of a loser than he already is.

If you are a criminal, shave your head !

When you are a petty criminal like this guy, you wanna impress your homeboys and the ladies you'd like to show your privates to. It is a fact. All losers do that. Imagine the big mobsters, now. Do you think they would EVER get caught in such a silly situation, with their hair styled this way ? Imagine, Al Capone, Lucky Luciano or the old-style gangsters at their hairdresser's. What would they have done ? Made sure that no fuckin' cop would interrupt their hairstyling session.

Ever.

That is what makes the difference between really clever bastards who won't EVER be caught and this guy.

Mugshots are hilarious, as long as they are not yours !

There are some internet sites which show shit like the photo of this dumb guy I have stolen. On one of these, there is also one of Bill Gates, when he was a student planning to steal all the world's money. He does not look like a criminal on it. He rather looks like any student. But the difference with others is that he REALLY managed to steal all the world's money, including yours, even if you doubt it.

He most probably did.
Or he will soon.

Believe me.

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