2009
Well, the freak is dead.
Now, everybody starts saying that he was a genius of some kind.
Genius ? My ass. What could the guy do that Jimi Hendrix could not ?
Because, there we have a true genius.
Hendrix was really the guy that made the cross between musical genres. Not that fucker Jackson.
He invented everything, long before Jackson's psychopath dad ever thought of creating yet another clone of his pitiful self.
Look better and above all, listen to the music. I mean, Hendrix's. Not that melting-pot of half-digested influences that the half-whitish opportunist Jackson decided to fling at his mixing-table, hoping some good tune would get out of there not too spoilt.
Hendrix was a guitar god. Jackson was a pop sod.
Did you know that Jimi Hendrix, having created the whole universe you are actually living in, also created the monkey dance-style plagiarased by the clown Mickael Jackson, which he called "Moonwalk" ?
No ? You don't know shit, then, people. Lemme tell you this edifying story. Jimi actually invented this dance when he wanted to get his enormous dick off from some degenerate white trash's twat somewhere down in Dixieland. Yeah, he did not want to step on his own humongous dong and adopted the lately famous Moonwalk step not to accidentally stomp his Master Rod.
Makes perfect sense, doesn't it ?
Well, now you have got me started on the subject, why do you think Jackson adopted a chimp ? Because he could not fuck his own arse and needed some big dick where the sun doesn't shine. Also because he loved animals, and a chimp does not ask any salary, anyway.
I may look biased, even partial, in my appraisal of the late King of Pop, as some still choose to name him. But he was king of nothing, and especially not music. He invented all these shitty dance moves, except the Moonwalk, as we just saw, just to avoid the whip his crazy father would use against him, when he did not do his homework on time.
Now don't you think anybody with a brain between the ears could not see what an impostor this son-of-a-bitch was ?
Alas, it seems that many people have just got a big load of shit between them.
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