NO FUCKING QUESTION MARK, GOT IT ?

Yeah, fuckers, you see I did not put a question mark at the end of this title.
Why ?
Because there is no other band which can compare with the awesomeness of Motörhead.
WHY ?
STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS, WILLYA, AND READ !

LEMMY IS NOT A DEMIGOD, LIKE PERCY FUCKIN' JACKSON. HE IS A GOD

I am pretty sure that Lemmy has got a dozen dicks instead of just one.  Because he must have totally worn his original one out in all the female orifices that he has been fucking for nearly fifity years ! Imagine the state your own dick would have if it had fucked so many vaginas, assholes and assorted mouths, adorned with as many teeth as a cohort of Great White Sharks ! Don't you think it must have required the guy a big pair of balls to put his family jewel at risk of been severed by one bitch who has had a fix too many and thinks it is funny to nibble at our hero's virile tool and die with clenched jaws ?
It must.

LOOK AT THAT, PUSSIES :

WHEN YOU GET TO A MOTÖRHEAD CONCERT, YOU MUST BE DRUNK AND DEAF

Anyway, if you are not you end up the concert exactly like that. Because you must DRINK your head silly at a Motörhead concert, otherwise you are not worthy of being a fan. You are just a fucking amateur with a little dick and little balls who would only be admitted at a RadioFuckin'Head concert because they allow everybody in, even faggots like you.
At a Motörhead concert, you must show your dick before admission in the venue. If it is too small and not hairy enough, you will be lashed, your money will be stolen and the staff and all the audience will get in line to shit on your face, you nasty pretender.
As for not being deaf before entering the Hard Rock Temple into which you dare to be granted access, you little piece of smelly shit, you will eventually got out from it with bleeding ears, because your internal hearing apparatus will have EXPLODED. Motörhead does not play low. It plays FUCKIN' LOUD !

IF YOU ARE A GIRL, BETTER LEAVE YOUR PANTIES AT HOME

You will not need them anyway, because they will get soaked immediately after Lemmy gets on to the stage and it is not very nice to give the cleaning ladies so many puddles of female juices to mop. And if you are granted backstage access after the show, depending on your general slutness and gigantic mammaries, it would take too long to take them off. Lemmy wants you to be down on your knees and ready before you  have time to say Hello.

ACE OF SPADES, SHITTERS !

IF YOU ARE A BOY YOU WON'T BE ADMITTED

Lemmy hates boys. He likes boys with big tits, blonde hair, big lips, and  no dick, who are not transsexuals bastards.
If you are a man, prepare to be severely beaten by the staff and probably the other guys in the audience, who want to show how manly they are in tribute to Lemmy, the Super Male God.

Motörhead is not a band, t is a fuckin' religion which motto is : Give me tits before I bash your head, fucker !

Not necessarily in that order.

Don't miss my other totally awesome posts about music :

The Sisters of Mercy : Hell of a fuckin' bitch !
The Doors : fuckin' hippies from California !
The Beatles : two down, two to go !
The Rolling Stones : Uglier than ever !
AC/DC : Old version was the best !
Nashville Pussy : they will fuck your ears silly !
Kiss : longest tongue in the world !
I Blame Coco : Sting's dauhter's unleashed !
Deep Purple : I never loved that band !
Led Zeppelin : heavy-metal gods turned into bag ladies !
Bob Marley : this man stole your marijuana !

Don't miss all the rest, or you'll die stupid !

MOVIES PAGE, BILLY BOY ! SO THAT YOU MIGHT GET A CLUE ABOUT THE BEST SHIT TO DOWNLOAD, HEY ?!
BOOK PAGE, MAN ! KNOW HOW TO READ, OR WHAT ?!
TV SERIES PAGE, SHITTER ! HAVE YOUR FIX OF IDIOT BOX NONSENSE !
GADGETS PAGE, DUDE ! DON'T WANNA BE COOL WITH NEW USELESS SHIT ?!
PEOPLE PAGE, MY MAN ! BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY WITH THIS COOL SHIT ABOUT INTERESTING DUDES !
PETS PAGE, HANDSOME ! EVEN YOUR TAX GATHERER LOVES THEM !
RANDOM HATE PAGE, FELLA ! BECAUSE YOU LOVE TO HATE PEOPLE AND SHIT !
VIDEO GAMES PAGE, GOV'NOR ! EVERTYHING EXPLAINED, ESPECIALLY WHY YOU SUCK SO MUCH AT THEM !
WEB SHIT PAGE, BUTTHEAD ! SNAZZY PICS AND STORIES GALORE STOLEN FROM EVERYWHERE !