1. WORDS OF WISDOM

This band smells of stale sperm and pussy juice full-throttle.
There is a minimum outline of two girls and two guys in it. Bassist and drummer vary, but the hardcore members have been unchanged since the beginning. They are husband and wife in real life. His name is Blaine Cartwright and hers is Rutter Suys.

2. PIECE OF ASS

She's got a nice piece of ass, this woman Suys. And a matching pair of tits, too. But what she really excels at is playing the Gibson SG.

3. THE BITCH JUST KICKED ME OUT

Three bitches have been kicked out from the band as yet. They were all bass players. They are known to be great fans of Lemmy, from Motorhead, the greatest and meanest rock star still alive. All the others have long been dead, including these monkey-assfaced zombies called the Rolling Stones.

4. GO, MOTHERFUCKER, GO !

Their lyrics are often hilarious and they include references to the hillbilly way of life, as well as down-to-earth porn. Gonna Hitchhike Down to Cincinnati and Kick the Shit Outta your Drunk Daddy is a typical Nashville Pussy song title. Others which are worth mentionning, just for the fun of it are : Beat Me Senseless, BlowJob from a Rattlesnake, First, Look at the Purse, and Meaner than my Mama.

5. HELL AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE

So what more do you need to hear, fellas ? Go buy a shitload of their albums, because you will listen to them so often that you will burn them to ashes in no time !

Rating : Diamond-shaped Bad Taste Award

GO TO HELL :

Don't miss my other totally awesome posts about music :

The Sisters of Mercy : Hell of a fuckin' bitch !
Motörhead : best rock band in the world !
The Beatles : two down, two to go !
The Rolling Stones : Uglier than ever !
AC/DC : Old version was the best !
I Blame Coco : Sting's dauhter's unleashed !
Deep Purple : I never loved that band !
The Doors : fuckin' hippies from California !
Kiss : longest tongue in the world !
Led Zeppelin : heavy-metal gods turned into bag ladies !
Bob Marley : this man stole your marijuana !

Don't miss all the rest, or you'll die stupid !

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TV SERIES PAGE, SHITTER ! HAVE YOUR FIX OF IDIOT BOX NONSENSE !
GADGETS PAGE, DUDE ! DON'T WANNA BE COOL WITH NEW USELESS SHIT ?!
PEOPLE PAGE, MY MAN ! BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY WITH THIS COOL SHIT ABOUT INTERESTING DUDES !
PETS PAGE, HANDSOME ! EVEN YOUR TAX GATHERER LOVES THEM !
RANDOM HATE PAGE, FELLA ! BECAUSE YOU LOVE TO HATE PEOPLE AND SHIT !
VIDEO GAMES PAGE, GOV'NOR ! EVERTYHING EXPLAINED, ESPECIALLY WHY YOU SUCK SO MUCH AT THEM !
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