Category: Pets

POODLES : nastiest dogs in the galaxy

<h2>THEY LOOK FUCKIN' RIDICULOUS !</h2> Look at a poodle, the kind which is mostly associated with blue-haired old ladies wearing jewellery and a contemptuous smile for everyone around them. Aren't they ridiculous, with their tuft of hair o… more »

GAY GOLDFISHES, Don't swim near them if you're not Karl Lagerfeld !

1. HABITATThey can be found mostly in famous clothes' designers flats and "pied-a-terre", in fancy read-rimmed aquariums in the shape of a naked Greek half-god or young "kouros", that is with its dick hanging limply from between its legs, uncovered and p… more »

GUINEA PIGS, These bloody evil-looking rodents threaten Mankind !

These hounds from Hell are the worst nuisance that has ever happened to mankind. Consider this : they thrive in secrecy and plan Man's demise with all their little brains and ever-moving mandibles. Don't think I'm right ? Well, fuck you ! Hear this : Wh… more »