2009
There are really amazing jobs.
Let me tell you, innocent readers. There is a country called France. You know where it is, approximately, at least.
Well, I'm not gonna write shit about the French, but their pets really drop shit on EVERY fuckin' SIDEWALK, in this country.
I mean, where else than in France could you be threatened everyday with stepping into a fresh dog turd ? I'm asking you, fine people. Where ?
Truth is, NOWHERE.
Because dog shit is seen, or not seen, for your displeasure, in every FUCKIN' STREET. Everywhere.
There are fine buildings in this God-forsaken country, with intricate carvings on some of them, even. But when you unknowingly look up, to appreciate them...BAHMMMMMMM !!!, or rather SQUIIIIISHHH !!!, you walk on one of them.
There are different diets for dogs, of course. You recognize a dog's diet by the colour of the shit you've just stepped on. White-coloured turds may indicate that the dog's owner care about his pet's intake of calcium, and that's all to his credit. But your shoe is ruined.
And it bloody SMELLS.
So, French authorities, aware of this tourist-unfriendly bane have set up a clever way of getting rid of the stinking plague. They have created shit-scooter people !!!
These fearless cohorts of civil servants of a new kind have set up a very optimistic goal : clean the streets of France, with all their might and power and assorted dedication.
They have been hunting dogs' dejections for about 10 years now, and the battle is not over yet. There are so many dirty pets out there in the wilderness of French alleyways !!! But also dirty pets' masters. They should be force-fed the stuff for letting their animals shit anywhere !!!
HENCE these mighty warriors keep on tracking the tiniest bits of dog diarrhea everywhere and they are fighting a glorious battle, my friends !!!
Let's hope, for the well-being of our shoes hereafter, that they WIN at last !!
Let's hope.
Don't miss my other totally awesome posts about People !
Monks, Idle fuckers that hide from work and pretend they fuck god !
POLITICIANS? Yeah, they love to fuck your ass and you mainly like it, perverts !
Mickael Jackson ? He was such a turd, compared to jimi Hendrix !
Don't miss all the rest, or you'll die stupid !
MOVIES PAGE, BILLY BOY ! SO THAT YOU MIGHT GET A CLUE ABOUT THE BEST SHIT TO DOWNLOAD, HEY ?!
BOOK PAGE, MAN ! KNOW HOW TO READ, OR WHAT ?!
GADGETS PAGE, DUDE ! DON'T WANNA BE COOL WITH NEW USELESS SHIT ?!
TV SERIES PAGE, SHITTER ! HAVE YOUR FIX OF IDIOT BOX NONSENSE !
MUSIC PAGE, BUDDY ! CHICKS DIG TO LISTEN TO SHIT ABOUT ROCK STARS !
PETS PAGE, HANDSOME ! EVEN YOUR TAX GATHERER LOVES THEM !
RANDOM HATE PAGE, FELLA ! BECAUSE YOU LOVE TO HATE PEOPLE AND SHIT !
VIDEO GAMES PAGE, GOV'NOR ! EVERTYHING EXPLAINED, ESPECIALLY WHY YOU SUCK SO MUCH AT THEM !
WEB SHIT PAGE, BUTTHEAD ! SNAZZY PICS AND STORIES GALORE STOLEN FROM EVERYWHERE !
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