1. EGOISM

They should be called Egoism sites, rather, because what people do on them is just talk about themselves, which is mostly BORING, myself excepted, of course.

2. USELESS COMPETITION

They promote USELESS COMPETITION, because who cares whether you have 1 million friends or have made 2 million useless comments and published 3 million stupid photos of yourself, except the social sites, which just care about traffic, anyway, not about your stupid life. And OWN everything you publish on them, remember that, dawgs !

3. FAKE COMMUNICATION

They fling commercial shit at you, like if it was the latest new thing about COMMUNICATION. They don't expect any other answer than a buying reflex, Pavlovian-style.

4. DELUSIONS OF FRIENDSHIP

They let you think you can be buddies with anyone on this fuckin' planet, whereas only the PRIVILEGED morons like you and I are online, whereas there are so many poor fuckers that don't enjoy the bliss of internet stupidity yet.

5. MEANINGLESSNESS

Fifth reason is difficult to find, because as in many lists, there must some irrelevant shit inside. This is it : Fifth reason is there because the title says I need one more. But I am sure I will come up for the best reason why social sites suck, if I can remember why I decided to write that post in the first place. Ah, yes. I remember now. Social sites are good for people who don't have anything important to say.

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Don't miss all the rest, or you'll die stupid !

MOVIES PAGE, BILLY BOY ! SO THAT YOU MIGHT GET A CLUE ABOUT THE BEST SHIT TO DOWNLOAD, HEY ?!
BOOK PAGE, MAN ! KNOW HOW TO READ, OR WHAT ?!
TV SERIES PAGE, SHITTER ! HAVE YOUR FIX OF IDIOT BOX NONSENSE !
GADGETS PAGE, DUDE ! DON'T WANNA BE COOL WITH NEW USELESS SHIT ?!
MUSIC PAGE, BUDDY ! CHICKS DIG TO LISTEN TO SHIT ABOUT ROCK STARS !
PEOPLE PAGE, MY MAN ! BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY WITH THIS COOL SHIT ABOUT INTERESTING DUDES !
RANDOM HATE PAGE, FELLA ! BECAUSE YOU LOVE TO HATE PEOPLE AND SHIT !
PETS PAGE, HANDSOME ! EVEN YOUR TAX COLLECTOR LOVES THEM !
VIDEO GAMES PAGE, GOV'NOR ! EVERYTHING EXPLAINED, ESPECIALLY WHY YOU SUCK SO MUCH AT THEM !