SPACE INVADERS EXTREME!!!!! Well, it is the only game I have good memories of...

Feb/18
2010

SPACE INVADERS EXTREME!!!!! Well, it is the only game I have good memories of...

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Well, good for you if you are a Fuckin'Video Games GOD, 'cause I am not.
Not at all.

I don't know why, but I just don't get the hang of all these bloody buttons that must be pushed on any pad or portable games console.

I might be stupid but I don't have 22 fingers on each hand and I have got just one brain, possibly very limited, too.

I like FPS-like games, but the fuckers I stumble upon right from the start, which I am supposed to dispatch very quickly, dispatch me even faster.

Even at "Moron apprentice" level.

So what to do, because I like gaming, anyway.

Well I have just reverted to an old game that I used to play when I was considerably younger, namely Space Invaders. I used to go to my local bar, where there was the first arcade Space Invaders machine that could be found in the whole town, which I stll live in, and which is still shitty, thanks.

We had to fight our way to get access to it, so the real players, the lanky smelly types wearing thick plastic glasses wich made their eyes look like owls' eyes could not put their stinky hands on it. But we were better at bashing them than at playing Space Invaders. I probably lost millions trying to be smarter than these shit creatures.

Anyway, now I can play that game on my PSP and it reminds me how good it was to headbutt those fuckin' geeks that would have liked to play it, back in the days. The fuckers that now drive BMWs and exhibit dumb blond trophy wives to impress me and my thick-headed comrades.

But I still suck at it.

Even on this fuckin' portable bitch console from japanese hell.