It is Beatles time again, it seems.

Nobody had seemed to give a shit about them since 1970, the date they separated, and now, they are everywhere again, from the internet to covering the pubescent breasts of nubile giggling girlies, so pleased to cover their funbags with the Beatles logo.

It was a fuckin' apple, if I remember

It was the name of their short-lived record company, yes, and apples are even more in the atmosphere at the moment, because, First, Apple computers are all the shit currently, and the best pairs of tits are apple-shaped. I know that some purists will say that pair-shaped breasts are better, esthetically speaking. But they soon have a tendency to sag, after the bitches get past twenty-two with no boob job done yet. And it sucks.

There was a war goin' on, remember ?

For those old enough to remember, it was either you were a Rolling Stone fan, or a Beatles fan. And I was a Rolling Stone, of course. Just listen to 'Satisfaction', 'Gimme Shelter', or all the other Stones' hits. Do you feel bored ? Never ! Now, listen to 'Yesterday', 'I wanna hold your hand', and all those shitty pop turds. Do you feel you wanna puke ? Betcha you immediately do, buddy !

Ringo Starr ? Are you fuckin' kidding me ?

Look at this name first. Ain't it the embodiment of crass stupidity ? Yes, you are right, it bloody is. Imagine your parents having a party, getting drunk and calling you like that ? Wouldn't you sue them ? I know I would.

The best go first

George Harrison was a fuckin' good innovative guitar player. And John Lennon was a real songmaker and a genuine rocker, too. He was the really gifted one in the Lennon-Mac Cartney tandem. Look at what the latter has done since the 70s. The Wings ? Let me laugh ! Piece of shit band with no real hit song to speak of. When he was alone, Lennon wrote 'Imagine', 'Cold Turkey' and other good songs. Same for Harrison. So what of the Beatles ? It is good for them to have stopped very early.

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Don't miss my other totally awesome posts about music :

The Sisters of Mercy : Hell of a fuckin' bitch !
The Doors : fuckin' hippies from California !
Motörhead : best rock band in the world !
The Rolling Stones : Uglier than ever !
AC/DC : Old version was the best !
I Blame Coco : Sting's dauhter's unleashed !
Deep Purple : I never loved that band !
Nashville Pussy : they will fuck your ears silly !
Kiss : longest tongue in the world !
Led Zeppelin : heavy-metal gods turned into bag ladies !
Bob Marley : this man stole your marijuana !

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